--- title: The unspoken rules of the campsite description: A humorous guide to the unwritten code of conduct every motorhomer secretly follows, from the politics of the washing up area to acceptable generator times. image: https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/morning_inspector.jpg --- Explore our world [![facebookmobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/facebookmobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=facebookmobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.facebook.com/camperbuyercom/) [![instgrammobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/instgrammobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=instgrammobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.instagram.com/camperbuyer) [![twittermobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/twittermobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=twittermobile%20(Custom).png)](https://twitter.com/camperbuyer) [![Youtube](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/image%20(28).jpg?width=26&height=26&name=image%20(28).jpg)](https://www.youtube.com/@CamperBuyer) Contact us on [0800 975 2931](tel://+440800%20975%202931) ## [![](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/logo_top_blue_1%206a97bb_188x188.png) camperbuyer.com The UK’s largest buyer of motorhomes](https://camperbuyer.com) - [How it works](https://camperbuyer.com/how_it_works) - [Reviews](https://camperbuyer.com/testimonials) - [FAQ’s](https://camperbuyer.com/faqs) - [The Lounge](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) - [Woodgreen Charity](https://camperbuyer.com/woodgreen) - [Contact Us](https://camperbuyer.com/contact-us) ## [![](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/logo_top_blue_1%206a97bb_188x188.png) camperbuyer.com The UK’s largest buyer of motorhomes](https://camperbuyer.com) Toggle navigation - [Home](https://camperbuyer.com) - [FREE Valuation](https://camperbuyer.com/camper-valuation) - [How it works](https://camperbuyer.com/process) - [Feedback](https://camperbuyer.com/feedback) - [FAQ's](https://camperbuyer.com/faqs) - [The Lounge](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) - [Contact us](https://camperbuyer.com/contact-us) - [Woodgreen Pets Charity](https://camperbuyer.com/charity) [![facebookmobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/facebookmobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=facebookmobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.facebook.com/camperbuyercom/) [![twittermobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/twittermobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=twittermobile%20(Custom).png)](https://twitter.com/camperbuyer) [![instgrammobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/instgrammobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=instgrammobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.instagram.com/camperbuyer) [![youtube](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/image%20(27).jpg?width=26&height=26&name=image%20(27).jpg)](https://www.youtube.com/@CamperBuyer) ![The easiest way to sell your campervan](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/smallbanner.jpg?width=952&height=181&name=smallbanner.jpg) Sell your campervan quickly and securely [Request a FREE Campervan Valuation ▶︎](https://camperbuyer.com/valuationform) Genuine online or verbal offer to purchase Excellent prices offered and paid No admin fees or hidden charges Friendly professional, no hassle service Instant cash or faster payment bank transfer ![camper](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/motorhomemobile2.png?width=500&height=269&name=motorhomemobile2.png) [VALUE MY MOTORHOME](https://27011453.hs-sites-eu1.com/camper-valuation?hsLang=en) Apr 18, 2026, 4:39:05 PM # The unspoken rules of the campsite ![Picture of Ben Cooper](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/ben_cooper_portrait.png?width=50&name=ben_cooper_portrait.png) [Ben Cooper](https://camperbuyer.com/blog/author/ben-cooper) ![Featured Image](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/morning_inspector.jpg) [Back to blogs](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) Share this post: [mailto:?body=https://camperbuyer.com/blog/the-unspoken-rules-of-the-campsite](mailto:?body=https://camperbuyer.com/blog/the-unspoken-rules-of-the-campsite) Right then, let's be honest. You have bought the motorhome, you have packed the tea bags, and you are ready for a relaxing weekend away from the daily grind. You pull up to the campsite gates, full of optimism and a slight lingering smell of the cheese sandwich you dropped between the seats on the M6. You think you are just parking in a field, but you are actually entering a highly complex society with more unwritten rules than a Victorian dinner party. The Great British Campsite is a wonderful place, but it is governed by a strict, silent code of conduct that every seasoned motorhomer follows religiously.   Forget the official welcome leaflet they hand you at reception, the one with the cheerful font and the map that looks like a toddler drew it. That piece of paper will tell you where the bins are and what time the barrier locks, but it will not prepare you for the intricate social dance of the pitch. To survive and thrive in this environment, you need to understand the politics of the washing up area, the precise geometry of parking, and the absolute cardinal sin of generator usage. So, pull up a camping chair, pour yourself a lukewarm beverage, and let us delve into the secret laws of the motorhome world.   **The geometry of the empty field**   Picture this scenario. You arrive at a sprawling, beautiful, completely empty campsite. The world is your oyster. You have acres of pristine grass to choose from. You pick a spot near a lovely oak tree, set up your levelling ramps, and settle in for a quiet afternoon. Half an hour later, another motorhome arrives. Out of the entire vast expanse of the field, where do they park? Right next to you. Close enough that you can hear them arguing about whether they remembered to pack the tin opener. This is the first unwritten rule of the campsite: if there is an empty field, someone will always park within whispering distance of your side window.   It is a phenomenon that baffles scientists and philosophers alike. Perhaps it is a herd mentality, a primal instinct to cluster together for warmth and protection against imaginary bears. Or maybe they just really like the look of your awning. Whatever the reason, the correct etiquette in this situation is to smile thinly, offer a curt nod of acknowledgement, and then spend the rest of the evening communicating with your partner purely through expressive eyebrow movements so your new neighbours cannot eavesdrop. You must never, under any circumstances, ask them why they did not park fifty yards away. That would be terribly unbritish. ![campsite\_empty\_field\_v2](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/campsite_empty_field_v2.jpg?width=2752&height=1536&name=campsite_empty_field_v2.jpg) **The delicate politics of the washing up area**   The communal washing up area is the beating heart of the campsite social scene. It is where friendships are forged, local gossip is exchanged, and silent judgements are passed on the cleanliness of other people's frying pans. The unwritten rule here is that you must always engage in light, meaningless banter about the weather while scrubbing your plates. It is strictly forbidden to wash up in silence. You must remark on the water pressure, the quality of the provided sponge if there is one, or the fact that it looks like rain again.   However, there is a dark underbelly to this cheerful domestic scene. The great debate rages on: do you wash up in your motorhome sink, or do you brave the communal block? Those who use the site facilities often view the motorhome washers as aloof and unsociable, hoarding their dirty mugs in secret. Conversely, the motorhome washers look upon the communal block users with a mixture of pity and confusion, wondering why anyone would walk across a damp field in the dark just to clean a baked bean tin. Whichever side you choose, you must defend your choice with unwavering conviction, whilst simultaneously apologising for taking up too much draining board space.   **The great generator debate and the noise curfew**   Now we come to the most contentious issue in all of motorhoming: the generator. There is an unspoken rule regarding generators that is actually quite simple. Unless you are wild camping in the middle of the Scottish Highlands, miles away from any other living soul, do not turn it on. Just do not do it. If you absolutely must charge your batteries to keep your television running, there is a very narrow, highly regulated window of acceptable usage. It is roughly between the hours of eleven in the morning and half past eleven in the morning, and only if everyone else on the site is out for the day.   If you fire up a noisy diesel generator at seven o'clock in the evening, you will instantly become the most despised person within a five mile radius. You will feel the collective glare of a dozen retired couples burning into the side of your motorhome. The same goes for any noise after the sacred hour of eleven at night. At this point, the campsite enters a state of enforced hibernation. If you drop a teaspoon after eleven pm, it will sound like a cymbal crash in a library. The unwritten rule is that all late night conversations must be conducted in aggressive, raspy whispers, usually consisting of "shush, you will wake the neighbours" repeated ad infinitum. ![generator\_acceptable\_time](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/generator_acceptable_time.jpg?width=2752&height=1536&name=generator_acceptable_time.jpg) **The morning inspection and the obligatory wave**   Every campsite has an unofficial inspector. You will spot them early in the morning, usually a gentleman named Colin, patrolling the perimeter in a pair of sturdy walking boots and a fleece. The unwritten rule is that Colin must subtly evaluate every single setup on the site. He will cast a critical eye over your levelling technique, silently judge your choice of windbreak, and mentally calculate the wattage of your solar panels. You must pretend not to notice him doing this, while simultaneously hoping that your electric hook up cable is fully uncoiled to prevent a fire risk, laid out neatly enough to pass his rigorous standards. ![morning\_inspector](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/morning_inspector.jpg?width=2752&height=1536&name=morning_inspector.jpg) Finally, we have the most important rule of all: the motorhome wave. When you are driving down a narrow country lane and another motorhome approaches, you must acknowledge their existence. It is a sacred bond between those who have chosen the house on wheels lifestyle. It does not have to be a frantic, enthusiastic wave; a simple lifting of the index finger from the steering wheel will suffice. Failure to execute the wave is a severe breach of etiquette, marking you out as a rogue element who probably uses their generator at midnight and washes their muddy boots in the drinking water tap. 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