--- title: How to look like you know what you are doing when broken down on the A14 description: Learn how to maintain your dignity and look like a mechanical expert when your motorhome breaks down, alongside essential roadside safety advice. image: https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/02_thoughtful_stare.jpg --- Explore our world [![facebookmobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/facebookmobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=facebookmobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.facebook.com/camperbuyercom/) [![instgrammobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/instgrammobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=instgrammobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.instagram.com/camperbuyer) [![twittermobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/twittermobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=twittermobile%20(Custom).png)](https://twitter.com/camperbuyer) [![Youtube](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/image%20(28).jpg?width=26&height=26&name=image%20(28).jpg)](https://www.youtube.com/@CamperBuyer) Contact us on [0800 975 2931](tel://+440800%20975%202931) ## [![](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/logo_top_blue_1%206a97bb_188x188.png) camperbuyer.com The UK’s largest buyer of motorhomes](https://camperbuyer.com) - [How it works](https://camperbuyer.com/how_it_works) - [Reviews](https://camperbuyer.com/testimonials) - [FAQ’s](https://camperbuyer.com/faqs) - [The Lounge](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) - [Woodgreen Charity](https://camperbuyer.com/woodgreen) - [Contact Us](https://camperbuyer.com/contact-us) ## [![](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/logo_top_blue_1%206a97bb_188x188.png) camperbuyer.com The UK’s largest buyer of motorhomes](https://camperbuyer.com) Toggle navigation - [Home](https://camperbuyer.com) - [FREE Valuation](https://camperbuyer.com/camper-valuation) - [How it works](https://camperbuyer.com/process) - [Feedback](https://camperbuyer.com/feedback) - [FAQ's](https://camperbuyer.com/faqs) - [The Lounge](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) - [Contact us](https://camperbuyer.com/contact-us) - [Woodgreen Pets Charity](https://camperbuyer.com/charity) [![facebookmobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/facebookmobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=facebookmobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.facebook.com/camperbuyercom/) [![twittermobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/twittermobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=twittermobile%20(Custom).png)](https://twitter.com/camperbuyer) [![instgrammobile (Custom)](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/instgrammobile%20(Custom).png?width=26&height=26&name=instgrammobile%20(Custom).png)](https://www.instagram.com/camperbuyer) [![youtube](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/image%20(27).jpg?width=26&height=26&name=image%20(27).jpg)](https://www.youtube.com/@CamperBuyer) ![The easiest way to sell your campervan](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/smallbanner.jpg?width=952&height=181&name=smallbanner.jpg) Sell your campervan quickly and securely [Request a FREE Campervan Valuation ▶︎](https://camperbuyer.com/valuationform) Genuine online or verbal offer to purchase Excellent prices offered and paid No admin fees or hidden charges Friendly professional, no hassle service Instant cash or faster payment bank transfer ![camper](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/motorhomemobile2.png?width=500&height=269&name=motorhomemobile2.png) [VALUE MY MOTORHOME](https://27011453.hs-sites-eu1.com/camper-valuation?hsLang=en) Aug 29, 2026, 11:04:48 AM # How to look like you know what you are doing when broken down on the A14 ![Picture of Ben Cooper](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/ben_cooper_portrait.png?width=50&name=ben_cooper_portrait.png) [Ben Cooper](https://camperbuyer.com/blog/author/ben-cooper) ![Featured Image](https://camperbuyer.com/hubfs/02_thoughtful_stare.jpg) [Back to blogs](https://camperbuyer.com/blog) Share this post: [mailto:?body=https://camperbuyer.com/blog/how-to-look-like-you-know-what-you-are-doing-when-broken-down-on-the-a14](mailto:?body=https://camperbuyer.com/blog/how-to-look-like-you-know-what-you-are-doing-when-broken-down-on-the-a14) Right then, let us be honest. It happens to the best of us. You are cruising along the A14, enjoying the commanding view from the cab of your motorhome and anticipating a quiet evening with a nice cup of tea, when suddenly the engine note turns into an alarming percussion solo followed by silence. A warning light you have never seen before illuminates the dashboard, the steering goes heavy, and you find yourself coasting gracefully into a layby. Breaking down is an occupational hazard of driving a three tonne house on wheels, but the real challenge is not the mechanical failure itself. The real challenge is maintaining your dignity while hundreds of passing motorists judge you.   When you come to a halt in a cloud of your own making, your first instinct might be to panic, weep quietly onto the steering wheel, or immediately confess your ignorance to the nearest passing lorry driver. Resist this urge. The key to a successful breakdown is theatrical confidence. You must project the aura of a seasoned engineer who has simply chosen to pause their journey for a spot of impromptu roadside maintenance, rather than someone who has just remembered they ignored a strange rattling noise for the last three hundred miles. ![01\_swift\_escape\_684\_roadside](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/01_swift_escape_684_roadside.jpg?width=1600&height=900&name=01_swift_escape_684_roadside.jpg) The art of the thoughtful stare   The most crucial tool in your breakdown arsenal is the thoughtful stare. Once you have wrestled the bonnet open, a task that should be performed with a grim, knowing nod, as if you fully expected this particular component to fail today, you must lean over the engine bay. Do not touch anything. Everything is incredibly hot and you probably do not know what any of it does anyway. Instead, place your hands firmly on your hips, narrow your eyes, and stare intensely at the largest metal object you can see.   If another motorhome owner pulls over to offer assistance, you must be ready with a plausible sounding excuse. Never say the engine just stopped. Instead, rub your chin and mutter something about the mass airflow sensor giving up the ghost or the EGR valve sticking again. It does not matter if you actually know what an EGR valve does. The passing good Samaritan will nod sympathetically, agree that modern diesel is terrible for sensors, and drive away feeling helpful while leaving you in peace to wait for the professional in the bright yellow van. ![02\_thoughtful\_stare](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/02_thoughtful_stare.jpg?width=1600&height=900&name=02_thoughtful_stare.jpg) Performing for the audience   While you wait for recovery, you have an audience of thousands streaming past at seventy miles per hour. You owe them a performance. Occasionally produce a clean rag from the habitation area and wipe an already clean piece of trim. Tap a spanner gently against the engine block. Shake your head in mild disappointment at a random hose. To the untrained eye of a passing sales executive in a modern hatchback, you look like a master craftsman communing with your machine.   However, we must briefly interrupt this theatrical masterclass for a genuine dose of reality. The A14, like any major dual carriageway or motorway, is an incredibly dangerous place to be stationary in a large white box. While it is fun to pretend you are a roadside mechanical genius, your actual priority is survival. The official guidance from National Highways and the major recovery clubs is remarkably clear on this point, and it does not involve standing next to the fast lane tapping things with a spanner. ![05\_recovery\_truck\_finale](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/05_recovery_truck_finale.jpg?width=1600&height=900&name=05_recovery_truck_finale.jpg) The actual safety procedure   If your motorhome decides to expire on a high speed road, your first job is to get as far to the left as possible. Whether that is a layby, an emergency area, or the hard shoulder, you need to turn your wheels to the left and get those hazard warning lights on immediately. If visibility is poor, keep your sidelights on too. Once stopped, you must resist the urge to open the bonnet and perform the thoughtful stare if it puts you anywhere near moving traffic.   If it is safe to do so, exit through a door on the side furthest away from the hurtling lorries, whether that is the passenger door or the habitation door. Put on a high visibility jacket if you have one and get behind the safety barrier, checking first for steep drops, uneven ground, and other hazards. Do not return to the motorhome to make a sandwich, do not try to fix the engine, and absolutely never walk into danger to place a warning triangle. If you are stuck in a live lane and cannot safely reach the left or exit the vehicle, keep your seatbelts on, leave the hazard lights flashing, and dial 999 immediately. ![04\_actual\_safety\_procedure](https://camperbuyer.com/hs-fs/hubfs/04_actual_safety_procedure.jpg?width=1600&height=900&name=04_actual_safety_procedure.jpg) Waiting with dignity   Once you are safely behind the barrier, you can resume your performance from a distance. Look down at your stricken motorhome with a mixture of fond exasperation and technical authority. When the recovery truck finally arrives, you must be ready to state your gross vehicle weight and dimensions so they send the right equipment. Greet the driver as an equal, explain your entirely fabricated theory about the mass airflow sensor, hand over the keys, and climb into the warm cab.   You may be going home on the back of a low loader, but you will be doing it with your pride intact. 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